i’ve been working for hours and hours. we’re high and eating really speshul keylime pie (‘lenglime pie’). we’ve just finished watching the human centipede. now we’re watching the sequel.

i guess this only makes sense if you’ve seen it, but there are a lot of references to the more basic human functions. i can tolerate it if its not intended as comedy or a cheap thrill. this is also why i don’t like sex jokes.

my knee caps feel funny